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The Gallery is a feature on Page 2 where we’ll post a six pic gallery of incredibly hot chicks from around the ‘net. We’ll identify the Gal if we know her, but if we don’t and you do then feel free to inform us in the comments so the rest of us can cyber-stalk her.

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unknown – unknown – Danielle Lloyd

Estella Warren – unknown – Elaine Alden

Talk about resourceful.

I’m getting kind of meh on the literal videos phenomenon, but this one is great because the video is so damn weird and the authors of the literal version do a good job of point out said weirdness.

The Gallery will be a feature on Page 2 where we’ll post a six pic gallery of incredibly hot chicks from around the ‘net.  We’ll identify the Gal if we know her, but if we don’t and you do then feel free to inform us in the comments.

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Oh, don’t act like you don’t want to see more.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar resurrected Bayside’s BMOC, Zack Morris, on last night’s episode of “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.”  He didn’t phone it in either, unless you count the trademark Zack phone.  The SBtB referencing was not for the meek. The only way this could have been better was if the ‘Blonde Tom Cruise’ would have slipped in some subliminals in “Friends Forever” a la the Bo Revere scandal.

My head is about to explode.  Epic, EPIC, ePiCCCcCCCCcc!

H/T Warming Glow

India has a population of 1.17 billion, similarly the average schmo has about a 1-in-1.17 billion chance landing a chick as hot as India Reynolds.

India is the latest glamour model from across the pond I’d love to be breast friends with.  I’d promise to be a proper gent and keep her well happy.  This 18 year old is pretty like Rosie Jones in the way that’s she’s uncomfortably sexy.  Meaning she kind of reminds you of that younger cousin that you haven’t seen in like ten years and now you’re at a family get together and she’s smoking hot and there’s nothing you can do about it.

She kinda resembles a young Valerie Bertinelli, don’t ya agree?

Vitals: 32DD natural … 5′6″… from East Reading … studying media studies, arts, & sociology at Thames Valley University … as seen in Front, Page 3, and Zoo … notice the sexy tattoo on her hip … India’s MySpace … (more…)

I really can’t tell if the was a set up bit or what?  Sasha Baron Cohen has balls (not sure if pun is intended).  I can not wait to see his Bruno movie.

UPDATE: Word is it was staged. Not a bad job though.

Recently a friend and I were talking about random crap and somehow the conversation subject was whether or not Chunk from The Goonies ever did anything else? Because neither of us could recall seeing him in anything else.

Whenever you have a question of this nature the only thing to do is to consult IMDb.com, which I did and no Chunk aka Jeff Cohen didn’t really didn’t do much of anything and doesn’t have a single credit after 1991.

But, a funny thing occurred to me while researching this inconsequential factoid.  When I was younger I was led to believe (probably by an older cousin or something) that the Sloth character was actually a typecast freakish “special person”.  I guess I just always took that for granted that that was the case and never gave it much thought.

Heyyy you guysss, surprise, surprise.  Sloth was played by former NFL’er John ‘Tooz’ Matuszak.  The  6′8″ 230 lb. lineman was the #1 overall pick by the Houston Oilers.  He also signed with the Houston Texans of the WFL but never played for them due to a restraining order that barred him for playing for two teams at once.

It took 5 hours of makeup to make Sloth so pretty

He later helped the Raiders win Superbowls XI and XV (remember the Raiders t-shirt Sloth wore?) It was to my  disappointment that I also learned Tooz seemed to prefer painkillers and narcotics over rocky road and Baby Ruths which is said to have played a major role in his death due to heart failure in 1989.  He was only 38.

Being good looking with large breasts will usually get my attention so you can imagine my extreme concentration when stumbling upon September (born in February?) Carrino.  September’s 28F all-natural gals are the kind of hills you’d love to run your matchbox cars over all day long.  Ahh yes, the magic and many wonders of boobs.  As a bonus both of her nipples are pierced.  Some guys may not dig that, but I think it can be sexy as a mofo.

Vitals: 22 yrs old from CA …  28-25-36 / 5′4″ / 115 lbs … big Billy Idol fan … models for Playboy & Pinupglam.com …
Links: Official website (NSFW) … MySpace … Facebook … (more…)

(This is a follow-up to this this post)

I thought I had covered my personal best lyric flubs but a friend reminded me of my most infamous one after it had been omitted from the first mistaken lyric entry.  On top of that I heard two songs that I was fuzzy on the lyrics so agian, it has to say something.  Anyhow here goes some top shelf mistaken lyric material. And again, none of these are made up.  If they weren’t honest I wouldn’t even waste my time typing.

Boomerolph The Lonely Hulk

Yes’ – “Owner of a Lonely Heat”
[acutual] – “much better than a owner of a lonely heart”
[mistaken] – “much better than Boomeroph the Lonely Hulk”
** This is the grand daddy of them all, the one glaring omission that should have headlined the first post. This is actually one of the oldest songs I remember. It came out in 1983, so I would have been three years old. The Incredible Hulk was a big t.v. show at the time, that might explain something? So when I heard this song it made me sad to think about a downtrodden friendless hulk of a creature named Boomerolph. If I had to describe what Boomeroph looked like, I guess it would be Ludo from the movie Labyrinth

Def Leppard’s “Animal”
[actual] – “I gotta feel it in my blood, Oh whoa, I need your touch don’t need your love
[mistaken] – “I got this feeling in my blood, Oh whoa, I need to touch some ninja love”
** I have NO clue where that came from but that’s what I heard. And no! I do not have any desire to “touch some ninja love” for any potential freaky ninjas who might come across this post.

Stone Temple Pilots’ – “Sex Type Thing”
[actual] – “I said ya shouldn’t have worn that dress”
[mistaken] – “I said ya shouldn’t have a home address”
** I don’t know what the harm would have been in having a home address, it’s bad if you don’t have one!? Even now that I know the lyrics it still sounds like he says home address.

Allow me to introduce this hot tamale — Jannelle Priego is a 24 year old model from Tabasco, Mexico and is currently residing in Las Vegas.

Jannelle has appeared was Playboy Mexico’s Playmate of the Month for June ‘03, and then was the cover girl for the September ‘04 issue. She’s also done the Mexican versions of FHM (2006) and Maxim (2008).

Vitals: 34C-24-36 … 5′3, 110 lbs … Miss Playboy TV Mexico 2004 …official MySpace / Facebook … (more…)

Anyone else seen the trailer for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra?  Well, if not I’m including it in this post.

This is pretty cool for 80’s kids such as myself.  It looks like it might not totally suck.  It’s got some big names to attract cross section of movie goers who may not been a fans of the Real American Heroes:

• Dennis Quaid (General Hawk)
• Channing Tatum (Duke)
• Marlon Wayans (Ripcord)
• Sienna Miller (The Baroness)

I’m interested  to see how much tie-in it’ll have to the cartoon series.  I don’t expect Joe and Cobra to be shooting red and blue lasers instead of bullets but enough familiarity to appease the fanboys just as much as the people just looking to see an entertaining movie. 

I never had any interest in seeing Transformers despite Megan Fox being in it and having had some scenes shot in Detroit.   I was never a big fan of the cartoon and it just didn’t look that appealing.  So with the MOTU movie up in the air I’m counting on this movie to bring a piece of my cartoon childhood to life.

I might actually “go” to the movies on August 7th to see this.  Ehh, I say that now but I’ll probably just wait until the DVD comes out.

You remember Alicia.  She was the American gymnast with the large breasts (for a gymnast) who competed in these past Olympics in Beijing.  Remember Googling “Alicia Sacramone is hot”?  I know I wasn’t the only one because that search topped Google’s hot trends list at the time.  And the best part was no guilty feelings, she was 20 years old!

I have know idea why she hasn’t done a hot Maxim spread or something yet!?  Since the Olympics she’s been trying to land a reality TV gig and also is active in the fashion world.  You might also have noticed her in those Gatorade ‘Quest For G’ commercials.

VITALS: 34-30-31, 5′1″ … Italian descent … officially retired from gymnastics … CoverGirl spokesperson … left handed with knock-out power … Boston native …  attended Brown University … She’s a coulrophobe … (more…)

What’s you favorite movie?  WRONG! It’s 1993’s “Undefeatable”!  So what if that’s not even a real word. Can you think of a real word that describes a woman who avenges her sister’s death at the hands of a crazed martial arts rapist?  Didn’t think so.

This fight scene (greatest of all time btw) is just a small sampling of the cinematic orgasm that is “Undefeatable”!!