If there was ever a haircut that screamed “hey, look at my stupid haircut” Samuel Dalembert has it. He could at least done one of those frohawk fades like Amare Stoudemire sported at the World Championships over the summer. That thing on Sammy’s head is a mess.

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Philadelphia’s Samuel Dalembert, sporting a mohawk of sorts, said Willie Green’s barber in Detroit gave him the unique hairdo, complete with “LJ” and “SD” shaved into both sides of his head. “The SD is for strong defense,” he said. “The LJ is for a loved one.” Reggie Evans seemed to pity his teammate. “Willie, that’s your fault,” Evans said. “He’s going to be on the bloopers.” (AP)

I just hope this doesn’t have a adverse effect of barbershop commerce in the D. The economy is flumped up enough.